"The 74th Qualm" The Hog is my cycle; I shall not want another. It maketh me to lie down in muddy roads; it maketh me to fear the Limeys. It tireth my soul; it taketh me into fist fights for its name sake. Yea though I ride down the valleys, I walk up the hills; I will have no comfort while it is with me. It disgraces me in the presence of my enemies, and anoints my clothes with oil. My tank runneth dry; surely this beast will follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the shop forever.            AMEN